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  1. says:

    YOU ARE SLOTH this is a bizarro title, so it s got all the bad taste elements you expect from the brand a playground style dismissal of political correctness where words like retard and fag are gleefully tossed around, new lows in sexual fetishism, a casual treatment of roofie enabled date rape, people transformed into their spirit animals, buck naked fuck mercenaries, and death by bukkake it s silly and crass, but it s also great fun, as long as you re not put off by some cussing an YOU ARE SLOTH this is a bizarro title, so it s got all the bad taste elements you expect from the brand a playground style dismissal of political correctness where words like retard and fag are gleefully tossed around, new lows in sexual fetishism, a casual treatment of roofie enabled date rape, people transformed into their spirit animals, buck naked fuck mercenaries, and death by bukkake it s silly and crass, but it s also great fun, as long as you re not put off by some cussing and bad behavior.and if you are, well i got this for you sloths slow, bad news.you will learn nothing about sloths from this book, but ...


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    You click on a spam email and wake up a sloth after an all night bender When people start acting strangely, you team up with Randy the Retard and Cross the Asshole, your friends neighbors, and start getting to the bottom of things Can you save the city You are Sloth is a tale of spammers, brainwashing, and drunken debauchery, told in the second person point of view by you, the hapless apartment dweller transformed into a sloth It s kind of like Kafka s the Metamorphosis, only instead of bein You click on a spam email and wake up a sloth after an all night bender When people start acting strangely, you team up with Randy the Retard and Cross the Asshole, your friends neighbors, and start getting to the bottom of things Can you save the city You are Sloth is a tale of spammers, brainwashing, and drunken debauchery, told in the second person point of view by you, the hapless apartment dweller transformed into a sloth It s kind of like Kafka s the Metamorphosis, only instead of being transformed into insectoid vermin, you re transformed into a sloth, and instead of being an exploration of the alienation and isolation, it s a collection of...


  3. says:

    Power Animal is not meant to inspire you to be something you are not Power Animal is a mirror to reflect what you really are.And YOU YOU Are Sloth Eee aye, eee aye, uh oh YOU are cuddly and adorable and soon your friends will be wanting to us...


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    Do you know how many times I tried to write a review for this book No Of course, you don t You wouldn t know that unless you were in my head or an obsessive stalker or one of my split personalities or psychic Wait ARE you psychic Well, if you are you already know that the only explanation I have as to why I hadn t written this review sooner is because I just can t seem to find the words to do it justice You Are Sloth is so much fun And I wanted to write something just as fun to reflect Do you know how many times I tried to write a review for this book No Of course, you don t You wouldn t know that unless you were in my head or an obsessive stalker or one of my split personalities or psychic Wait ARE you psychic Well, if you are you already know that the only explanation I have as to why I hadn t written this review sooner is because I just can t seem to find the words to...


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    Remember that spam email you received promising to share millions of dollars if you d just share your bank account with the spouse of some crooked African dictator How about the one where some gorgeous Russian girl with a vocabulary south of the bimbo mark begs you for the pleasure of calling her 900 number Or what about the one threatening absolute catastrophe if you don t immediately forward the message to 20 of your closest friends If you ve ever had even a passing thought of opening one Remember that spam email you received promising to share millions of dollars if you d just share your bank account with the spouse of some crooked African dictator How about the one where some gorgeous Russian girl with a vocabulary south of the bimbo mark begs you for the pleasure of calling her 900 number Or what about the one threatening absolute catastrophe if you don t immediately forward the message to 20 of your closest friends If you ve ever had even a passing thought of opening one of those ticking e bombs, Steve Lowe has a word of caution for youWhy you are sloth Because fuck you is why HAHAHAHAHA 1 It is with that pithy, English as a third language, tau...


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    I wasn t sure what to expect when I opened this book I ve read Muscle Memory by Lowe so I knew there were going to be some funny parts, but I didn t think I d be cracking up almost every other page.Lowe did a great job with the characters in this book The dialogue between these three guys is hilarious I feel like I ve had many of these same conversations with my best friends They are exaggerated in the book of course but you catch my drift In short, although this is a bizarro novella, and I wasn t sure what to expect when I opened this book I ve read Muscle Memory by Lowe so I knew there were going to be some funny parts, but I didn t think I d be cracking up almost every other page.Lowe did a great job with the characters in this book The dialogue between these three guys is hilarious I feel like I ve had many of these same conversations with my best friends They are exa...


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    YOU ARE SLOTH by Steve Lowe could very well be the most unique hit of 2013 Lowe manages to tell a very captivating tale of man turned into a Sloth, and that man is YOU Duh Not only is Lowe able to tell a fast paced story based on the world s slowest animal I did not fact check that but he does it in the seldom used 2nd person point of view It all comes together in a story of hackers and terrorists and assholes.At it s heart, YOU ARE SLOTH is a whodunnit Yet, without the fast paced plot, YOU ARE SLOTH by Steve Lowe could very well be the most unique hit of 2013 Lowe manages to tell a very captivating tale of man turned into a Sloth, and that man is YOU Duh Not only is Lowe able to tell a fast paced story based on the world s slowest animal I did not fact check that but he does it in the seldom used 2nd person point of view It all comes together in a story of hackers and terrorists and assholes.At it s heart, YOU ARE SLOTH is a whodunnit Yet, without the fast paced plot, the characters really drive this story and keep you glued to the pages The sloth, you, is fun to get to know seeing how you adapt from being human you whole life then suddenly adapting to the life of a sloth To help hin...


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    You Are Sloth by Steve LoweThis was a beta read I was given in exchange for my honest opinion What happens when you can t come up with the rent money It begins a game of who do I have to screw to get by this month And if that don t work, go back to being your lazy self Go do your job, and review the book you are supposed to be going over Maybe all this self help non sense spewing out of some want to be guru s mouth, will help you.So we all gotten those crazy emails, telling us we ve won You Are Sloth by Steve LoweThis was a beta read I was given in exchange for my honest opinion What happens when you can t come up with the rent money It begins a game of who do I have to screw to get by this month And if that don t work, go back to being your lazy self Go do your job, and review the book you are supposed to be going over Maybe all this self help non sense spewing out of some want to be guru s mouth, will help you.So we all gotten those crazy emails, telling us we ve won all this money, or so in so is trying to hook up with you, or work at home and get rich, and we know not to open them Most likely they will conta...


  9. says:

    RE READ UPDATE So, I don t have muchto say that I haven t already said before about this book Except you can STOP having the lazy, since that promo is over Okay, for starters, everyone needs to wait until July 18th to purchase this book The author is trying to reachs top seller list, even if just for a day So I m super conflicted here.I definitely highly recommend this book to every fucking one of you This is yet another totally badass book by an even badder asse RE READ UPDATE So, I don t have muchto say that I haven t already said before about this book Except you can STOP having the lazy, since that promo is over Okay, for starters, everyone needs to wait until July 18th to purchase this book The author is trying to reachs top seller list, even if just for a day So I m super conflicted here.I definitely highly recommend this book to every fucking one of you This is yet another totally badass book by an even badder asser writer My love affair with Steve Lowe or at least his b...


  10. says:

    Steve Lowe has a remarkable talent to write stories that are at once grotesque, imaginative and absolutely funny, but that have a moral dimension to them too In You Are Sloth, he uses a bold style, told in a second person point of view, to tell the story of the time you click a link in a spam e mail, subject line you are sloth and find yourself transformed into a sloth.But why Why would this happen Why a sloth That is the mystery, and it s up to you and your friends , Randy maybe retarded Steve Lowe has a remarkable talent to write stories that are at once grotesque, imaginative and absolutely funny, but that have a moral dimension to them too In You Are Sloth, he uses a bold style, told in a second person point of view, to tell the story of the time you click a link in a spam e mail, subject line you are sloth and find yourself transformed into a sloth.But why Why would this happen Why a sloth That is the mystery, and it s up to you and your friends , Randy maybe retarded and Cr...


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You Are Sloth! Why You Are Sloth Because Fuck You Is Why HAHAHAHAHA 1 That S The Last Response You Got From The Spammer, Who S Developed An Insidious Computer Virus That Transforms People Into Their Power Animals You Never Should Have Opened That Email From The Philippino Sherriff S Attach To East Berlin So Many Missed Warning Signs There, But You Were Drunk Last Night Things Have Been Rough Lately You Can T Pay Your Rent, Your Neighbors Are Annoying, You Keep Getting Strange Calls From Horny Guys With Unique And Unsettling Fetishes, You Re Way Behind With Work, And Your Computer Is Suddenly Crapping Out On You And Now You Re A Goddamn Sloth Nice Going, Genius But There S At Play Here Than Simple Animal Hijinks You Ve Been Added To The Homeland Security Terror Watch List, And The Cops Want To Question You About The Mysterious Disappearances Of Several Gay Men, Who All Seem To Have Called Your Phone Just Before They Vanished Not Only Has This Spammer Fuck Turned You Into A Sloth, He S Framed Your Slow Ass, Too You Ve Had Enough Of This Shit With The Help Of Your Neighbors, Cross The Asshole And Randy The Retard, You Form The SLOTH SQUAD It S Time To Track That Spammer Down And Reap Some Three Toed Vengeance On His Ass.You Are Sloth